Hey! Look at me! I have a blog!

From this very page my impassioned rhetoric, philosophical musings and general demagoguery will reverberate throughout the interwebz. A first step in my cunning plan for world domination. Soon, my genetically engineered army of mutant monkeys will scour the earth leaving chaos and destruction in their wake.

With that out of the way and without much further ado I welcome thee to my official channel of communication while in the land of the rising sun.